Yes, really.
Amazon closed my author account out of the blue, so I lost many of my books and reviews! But while I’m working on getting them all back up and going, I decided to give the first five I wrote away for free. Download them, enjoy them, and leave a tip if you find them beneficial! Or give them a shout, share a quote, etc.
The New Lonely
The New Lonely came out in March 2017, and spent the first 2 weeks on the #1 spot in its category on Amazon! Presently drenched with 5-star reviews, her sales show no sign of slowing down now. Learn all about it here!
if you could haunt your house forever
This collection of stories is odd, creepy, and anything but ordinary. What happened at Crum Hill? Who are the Tall People? Where is Stitches Cactus Farm? Discover the answers to these questions and more! Learn more here!
Now Let Me Find A Stopping place
Every night for ten years I wrote at least one poem. This collection takes the best of these thousands of poems and dumps them into an order of some sort. Perhaps it tells the story of coming of age and traveling the world; departure and returning. Learn more here!
Time Kills All Things
“A bold, refreshing and insightful collection of essays.” These 200+ essays have been compiled from 2012-2019 and wrestle with topics ranging from sexuality and porn to epistemology. If you want to learn a little bit about a lot of things… Learn more here!
open hands
an illustrated exploration of a posture we can go through life with. It’s a simple but powerful concept. No matter where you are in life, this book will speak to you. Learn more here!
Reviews
“The perfect metaphor and vision, if you will, for a life well lived. It is whimsical, mature, and fun to read, with a powerful message that is not lost behind a million words. I highly recommend it.”
-Darron D. Hilaire Jr.
“I am sobbing reading this book. It’s my entire life. Wanting to hold on tightly to people and wanting desperately to make them hold onto me.”
-Anonymous
Crumb Hill: A Town History
a full-color history of a fictional town! Honestly, the funniest book I’ve ever written. If you like the combination of creepy and hilarious, this is for you!
All the Immortal Things that Live Inside of Us
The story of heartbreak and healing that everyone needs to read. Pick up this newest, best-selling book by Ethan; his most personal to date. Learn about it here.
How to Understand the Entire Universe, part 1
This is just Part 1, but you’ll find yourself drinking from a fire hose for 300 pages! Aesthetically designed and easy to digest, you’ll say you never had so much fun learning about premodern ontology! Learn about it here.
Reviews
“Ethan writes about heavy subjects in a way that doesn’t feel heavy, which I really like…I am really enjoying this book.”
-Anonymous
“As much as I want to sit down and read it as fast as I can…I can’t. I literally need to take time after each chapter to debrief. It is one of the most interesting things I’ve ever read. So good!”
-Noah R.
Bad Timing
A Christian dating memoir written from a man’s perspective? A book that will make you laugh one page and cry the next? Click here to read the full description of this best-selling book!
Reviews
“To say I enjoyed this book is a vast understatement. the quick witty banter with himself and the readers makes liquid shoot out your nose.”
-Amazon review
‘”…honesty and frank humor that everyone craves but few books provide.”‘