Wow. I just realized why I’m so scared of commitment.
I keep telling myself I want a wife, but if I actually got one, would my purpose disappear?
I keep telling myself I want a wife, but if I actually got one, would my purpose disappear?
“Can you still hear me over the sound of the passing decades?”
Objectifying people doesn’t just reduce the victim, but the perpetrator as well…
Or, how to learn a foreign language in a month.
How do you recover after a soul-crushing split? Being dumped is agonizing. Here’s some wisdom I’ve gleaned over the years.
“There’s just no good guys/girls in my life right now…” Make excuses or moves.
Whether you have six-pack abs or a beer gut, you can do these things…
“I’m romantic as heck.”
Your sexual status may not be as important as you think.
I think those in the throes of kalopsia sit on the edge of reality, where The Shins always play gently in the background and time passes in slow-motion.