The Bum & The Cloud People
“There’s Tom again,” she sighed as the bum walked by. “He always tries to convince me that we become clouds when we die and he wants his face to burn from the floating ice drops while he flies through them.”
Category: Humor
How Dating A Guatemalan Taught Me Patience
Or, how to learn a foreign language in a month.
The Shape Of My Father (A Poem)
An ode to family and growing old joyfully…
Why I’m Warming Up to Trump
I think I was too harsh on him until I realized one thing about his time in office…
A Millennial Hymn
Because I’ve learned that people come and go—or maybe I’m the one who’s leaving….
Why I Am Waiting Till Marriage (To Have Sex)
A few months ago, TMZ broadcasted to the world that “Ethan the Shirtless Runner is the new Tim Tebow…HE’S A VIRGIN!” and people went wild. Some accused me of being a prude. Many assumed I was gay. But for some reason, I remained silent on my reasons for waiting until marriage to park the car in the garage.
I Prefer a Theology
I prefer a theology that pulls your hair behind your ears when you’re drunk (again) because it loves you as you are, not as you should be.
Why I Got a Spongebob Tattoo
I do have a number of deep meanings behind the tattoo, but when I tell you what it is, you’ll just laugh.
Tinder Swipes Right On Religious Market With ‘Christian’ Version of App
“A lot of my Christian friends have told me that they should be more focused on the person’s soul, and to be physically attracted to someone is sinful.”
Self-Proclaimed ‘Proverbs 31 Girl’ Discovers the Rest of the Chapter
The day began just like any other. Stacey Kipper, 20, opened up to her favorite verse in the Bible at a coffee shop near her dorm in order to Instagram her quiet time.
