Jesus, the Tornado
You can no more nail down Jesus (heh) than you can a tornado.
You can no more nail down Jesus (heh) than you can a tornado.
“I think a lot of Christians will wake up and say ‘Oh shit, I missed it!’ when Jesus comes because they’re so focused on their job, marriage and family…”
In a thick Eastern European accent, he simply said, “Pray to God. Ask him to forgive your sins.”
In other words, we would probably be more likely to mistake Jesus for a frat boy than a mopey ascetic…
Mother Teresa once said that only one thing in the world makes her angry…
“When it comes to death, you have three options,” he explained to me in the fast food franchise…
I remember the all-consuming enticement as my brain would start to wander to porn, the primal sensation of lust as it drove me to my computer screen….
Imagine that you’re on trial for murdering 100 people. The judge orders you to a life sentence of being beaten and tortured until the day you die…
I do have a number of deep meanings behind the tattoo, but when I tell you what it is, you’ll just laugh.
I fear that my conception of God may be too small.
I fear more for those who think theirs is sufficient.