Jesus, the Tornado
You can no more nail down Jesus (heh) than you can a tornado.
Tag: heaven
Dear Christians: Wake up
“I think a lot of Christians will wake up and say ‘Oh shit, I missed it!’ when Jesus comes because they’re so focused on their job, marriage and family…”
DO PENANCE
In a thick Eastern European accent, he simply said, “Pray to God. Ask him to forgive your sins.”
We Must Celebrate!
In other words, we would probably be more likely to mistake Jesus for a frat boy than a mopey ascetic…
Zoom Out: Waste
Mother Teresa once said that only one thing in the world makes her angry…
The Death of Death
“When it comes to death, you have three options,” he explained to me in the fast food franchise…
I’m a Woman and I Struggle with Porn (Guest Post)
I remember the all-consuming enticement as my brain would start to wander to porn, the primal sensation of lust as it drove me to my computer screen….
Jesus, The Easy Way Out
Imagine that you’re on trial for murdering 100 people. The judge orders you to a life sentence of being beaten and tortured until the day you die…
Why I Got a Spongebob Tattoo
I do have a number of deep meanings behind the tattoo, but when I tell you what it is, you’ll just laugh.
Get The Hell Out Of Heaven
I fear that my conception of God may be too small.
I fear more for those who think theirs is sufficient.