13 ideas for my next blog post

Well it’s that time of the decade again: I have decided to write a blog post every day for, hopefully, at least, 100 days in a row. My friends are keeping me accountable and if I fail, the punishment is that they will be mildly disappointed in me for a very short period of time. So to kick off this round of “Why Did I Do This To Myself Again?”, I’m going rapid fire the first 13 ideas for blog posts, without thought, and without editing. Partly because I have no time to write a proper post, part because I want to turn my brain off and squeeze out some ideas, and part because I love you all.

So here goes.

1. This.
2. Summaries of all my books since most of you probably have no idea and I have consistently done a horrible job of advertising and describing them.
3. Kissing techniques and good and bad things to practice on, for the chronically alone.
4. Top 9 lies I hear people say about God. Or the Bible? Jesus?
5. Advice my 33-year-old self would give to my 32-year-old self.
6. Several people have asked for descriptions of all my tattoos (or maybe they’re just hoping for sultry pics), and I’ve never done it. Or it could be 74 separate posts…
7. My top 7 songs of 2024 so far (don’t ask where I’m coming up with these numbers. Except the 74, because I have that many tattoos).
8. My top 3,108 films of 2024 so far.
9. Why I want to leave Colorado so badly and leave it to the Millennials who move here for a year and proceed to also move on to better locales.
10. How to cook frozen meals for one.
11. 8 ideas for a short film I could realistically make.
12. Where does suffering come from if God is good? (classic theophany, let’s solve it!)
13. Who I’m voting for.

Which ones do you want to read?? Let me know!!

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