13 ideas for my next blog post
must read to the end!
Tag: funny
I know how they feel.
To those who also identify with gas pumps.
addiction creativity Current Events Devotional Exercise Humor Intimacy Loneliness Miscellaneous Pornography Random Ponderings relationships Satire Stories
Life as a 29-Year-Old, Formerly-Good-Looking, Frustrated Virgin
“Get optimistic,” I grunt to my reflection. “Don’t you cry on me now.”
11 Silver Linings of Quarantine
I really hope my roommates don’t read this.
8 Ways to Cut Down on Toilet Paper
5. Eating leads to pooping which leads to wiping.
How to Have a Birthday, or, “Dave Gets His Just Desserts”
“YOU CAN’T BREATHE FISH WATER!!”
9 Things I’m Not Angry About Anymore
How expensive gas is. The silence of God. etc.
“Carpe Diem”
You won’t be around much longer….another 50 or 60 years MAX before you’re worm food…