11 Silver Linings of Quarantine
I really hope my roommates don’t read this.
Category: Satire
How to Have a Birthday, or, “Dave Gets His Just Desserts”
“YOU CAN’T BREATHE FISH WATER!!”
Changing My Stance On Abortion
As a Christian, some sacrifices must be made.
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Sex Is Not Sexy
Is your view of sex unrealistic? In reality, it may be rather mundane, awkward, and…boring.
Charlottesville vs. Planned Parenthood
It’s Margaret Sanger’s Aryan dream come true…
Why I’m Warming Up to Trump
I think I was too harsh on him until I realized one thing about his time in office…
The Tiniest Human Ever, A Pro-Life Parable
Said Ralph, “Why, I’ve never seen a human so small. Most humans are strong and most humans are tall!”
Tinder Swipes Right On Religious Market With ‘Christian’ Version of App
“A lot of my Christian friends have told me that they should be more focused on the person’s soul, and to be physically attracted to someone is sinful.”
