Wow. I just realized why I’m so scared of commitment.
I keep telling myself I want a wife, but if I actually got one, would my purpose disappear?
I keep telling myself I want a wife, but if I actually got one, would my purpose disappear?
Covid is not the only pandemic ripping across the world these days
Is your break-up monologue just as laden with theological fallacies as the Catholic church of the Middle Ages?
Maybe I’m just cynical after being back in the suburbs for a year. The world is calling and I’ll probably answer it soon.
“Get optimistic,” I grunt to my reflection. “Don’t you cry on me now.”
“Can you still hear me over the sound of the passing decades?”
“What is that?” she asked, as if I could possibly know.
This limitation also provides a lot of opportunity. Will you take advantage of it?
For those of us without a Corona Baby making partner.
I have a list of body parts that don’t work anymore; I’ll keep adding to it until none of them do.









